CRACKED OPEN
I see you got your color up
Got them quack-quackers all aligned
That's good, best to be prepared
Too fit to flee, tightened and ripe
for pluck-plucking, berry by berry
straight from the vine
Any drawbridge will drop for you
Any password you give will do just fine
Go on, go on in
Get everything you can
Wrassle it if you want it
Seize the rays with both hands
The light is all yours, love
No blockheads can block it
Your mind's money-money
No losses to offset
No stinging rebuke from
the sad suckers bamboozled
by your bright brain ballooning
Hopped up on helium
so you can lift what they're losing
You got the funds funneled into
your jingle-jangling pockets
PLINK-PLINK! go the goods from all wishing wells
WABOOSH! says your wallet
Stuffed beyond capacity
Green to match the vista's budding blooms
Vaping casually in the verdant fronds
Backwards ball cap tastefully askew
You're clean as a whistle
Your timbre clear as a bell
You ring-ring-a-ling for hors d'oeuvres from the help
You're the tingle in every taste bud
You make folks just melt
Your hand wins again
Your public wants impaled
You keep a locked lid on any chef's secret about
how you mix your potent marinade
SIZZLE-SIZZLE goes the tenderized
carefully seasoned mindscape
of the latest hick on your hook, wriggle-wriggling
Stewing in his juices
Senses gone swimmy
Now you're all he sees
Savory and shimmering
Do you know you got a world here
quivering to be cracked open
Do you maintain that detached veneer
to toy with your supplicants' emotions
You've just gotta give us a peek inside
where you keep the real bling-bling
and the freshest freaky style
You could show us how you know us
by the currency we carry
but you just hang loose and break our blues
busting moves so smooth it's scary