Tolerance
They say since we created parades
to try and stay safe
our visibility necessitates
a pity party where Pride is straight
Sounds a lot like the event
all of us have always, by default,
been attending
but when's this shindig starting
I'm excited for the implied ending
They want tax write-offs for each one
of their oodles of tots
They wanna skim the coin
I won't be slave to the influence of
They wanna hyperjump their
spawning of planet killers
even though Earth's had enough of us
Damn right they're here to
reclaim the rainbow
No sigil can be left in the
corrupt custody of faggots
Lesbians, on the other hand,
there's an eagerness to parley with
Not the bulldykes though
Better send in the lipsticks
The team hasn't played
Smear the Queer in a hot sec
How's that for a triumph of tolerance
What a moral example about
willpower they've provided to all of us
At least when it comes to commerce
they keep it professional
As long as their customers with dicks
match corresponding clits
Otherwise we're not allowed to shop
in the stores where we live
We've just gotta get vouched for
that we've recently been in vagina
or be respectfully denied service
by any reasonable Christian proprietor
What more can we expect
Always forcing things down throats
with our lurid hand holding in public
How can we exist in oodles of our own
when no Republicans even
signed our permission slips